Pulse

  • Someone reached my blog by googling, and I quote, "pic of penis with blue ball." I guess they wanted just that one blue ball for proof.
  • I want to skip ahead to the start of next school year; this semester isn't really doing it for me. Look at that, I used a semi-colon. =O
  • My roommate makes the room smelly and it's annoying.
  • I've got my first appointment for my tutoring job, which means I'll make $9 per week unless I get another student to tutor. Ca...Ching?
  • I love picking on random people with dumb comments. Muahaha!
  • Someone sent me spam, so I asked them if I could have their personal info so I could transfer 200,000 US dollars. Signed Miss G. Digger.
  • Fuck nutrition. I'll google it if I have any questions. My schedule is so much better now.
  • My nutrition professor is fat. Go figure.
  • Compulsively changing my profile picture would be more fun with an actual camera that wasn't attached to another electronic.
  • I've been here for less than a week and that woman's already starting to piss me off. Why does winter break have to be so damn long?!

About Pulse

  • Pulse is a carefree mini-blog where you can quickly say what you're doing, how you're feeling or whatever's on your mind.

    And because each entry is so short, you and your friends can send and receive pulses from a mobile phone!